>This is for all the little potheads and stoners out there:
You think the song “Hits from the Bong” by Cypress Hill should replace the national anthem.
Your music collection is worth more than your car/bike.
Your bong is taller than your dog.
It takes you more than 30 minutes to roll a joint.
You set your wedding date for 4/20.
You take off April 20th every year and treat it as a holiday.
You spent your last bit of money to score some bud and don’t have enough fuel money to get home, but you don’t care.
You start every sentence with, “uhhh!”
You intentionally roll seeds into your joints on independence day so you can hear the popping because you don’t have enough money, energy or the inclination to buy fireworks.
You eat at Wendy’s/White Castle/Taco Bell at least 8 times a week.
You wear sunglasses at night, and actually see better.
You go to the corner store and the clerk automatically tosses a pack of rolling papers and some smokes on the counter.
Your pot tray is more full than your refrigerator.
Your bong gets washed more than your dishes.
You sold your car for fuel money.
You are the only smoker in the room, you look at the cigarette in the ashtray and ask, “Is that mine?”
You’re eating something on your way home, while thinking about what you’re gonna eat when you get home!
Every cylindrical object you see, turns into a plan for a new smoking device…
Just to be religious, you observe 4:20 in every time zone.
Someone has come up to you on the street and said “Hi.” and you’ve replied “Yep!”
You think being stoned to death would be a damn good way to go out. 🙂
You have smoked pot before 8 o’clock in the morning.
You actually get these jokes and want to copy and pass them on to your other pothead friends.
One Happy Monk 
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